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Just saw this thanks to my favorite blog. I wish I had thought of this. I could have become the first hamburger stand-up comedienne. I have the costume for it.

Some of my favorites:

A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender stops him and says, “Sorry, but we don’t serve food in here.”

A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, you’re quite a celebrity in here. We’ve even got a sandwich named after you!” The hamburger looks confused and asks, “Really? You’ve got a sandwich named Steve?”